Doomsday Conspiracy

Let me quote one of my favorite authors for this particular post.
Doomsday: July 22, 2006
Conspiracy: Some evil force must have been responsible for all the damnable things we had to go through this day.

Doomsday Conspiracy is a Sidney Sheldon book about a number of people who were clueless about themselves witnessing a very serious matter. A spaceship with aliens just crashed into Mother Earth and every single witness was to be terminated...blah..blah..(I know nobody's interested)..

Now, it is quite analogous to our little adventure earlier. An airplane, care of Asiana Airlines arrived into NAIA last Thursday carrying a living, breathing, beautiful, WARM male specimen direct from Korea. Unfortunately, we weren't there to accidentally see this event so we decided to take matters into our own hands.

.Myself.Judy.Rhea..(they'd probably kill me for exposing the whole mess..but anyway..)..we just had to see Lee Dong-wook in person. So we went off trotting to ABS-CBN with merely the HOPES of seeing him (and I just want to tell you HOPES is an understatement..). But then..here comes the series of unfortunate and can I just say this one more time? damnable events.

1. WTF? is with Rafael Rossell wearing that bonnet? Is he a scream-worthy type of guy?

Ok..so that was just mere ranting..Lemme try again.

1.WTF? Is with guards and acting all power-happy (that was quoting Judy)? I know they’re just doing their work but can’t they just smile a bit and reject you subtlely?

2.That army-uniform-wearing receptionist is going to find himself jobless when I become Chief Executive Officer.

3.What is up with asking us if we’re TFC subscribers? “No we’re not!” But yeah..extremely flattered y’all!

4. I want to chop off the brain behind the idea of giving casting managers’ Saturdays off. Why can’t it have been
a Tuesday? or a Thursday?

5. Do we have to blame ourselves for lining up in Close-up’s Claim to Fame thing instead of Wowowee’s? Yeah..I think we do.

And when all hope was gone. We just decided to go to Mall of Asia and relax our drenched spirits. Call me pathetic but I literally gaspuh-ed (talk about having a mind of a three-year old) at that Big Globe (which I’m sure the Dong Bang boys laid eyes on). We wanted Lee Dong-Wook up there for several hours, just so we can ogle at him. The sight of the Pacific Ocean was also overwhelming, but bad luck was still right behind our backs.

5. How come no one told us that F***ch Ba***’s Fettuccini Alfredo practically smelled like shit and that they had to serve it in a humongous plate good for twelve? It tasted good though.

6. How come Mall of Asia sponsors shows for four-legged creatures and not two-legged ones? Although they can tie Lee Dong-wook in a leash for all I care! (Just Joking!)

7. David Sedaris!! Who the hell are you! I don’t know you! Do not visit the Philippines!! It won’t be a loss!!

8. While we were contemplating on just hailing a cab and riding ourselves into all possible hotels he might be staying, I came up with this monstrous idea of asking for a sign. “LORD! Let a handsome Korean guy in yellow walk by us!” It would mean he’s staying in Shang-ri La. Many guys came and went. But no one even closely resembled to “THE ONE” we were picturing in our minds. So we assumed he wasn’t staying there. But after one quick access to the internet! Boom! Sa Shang nga..Po*ah!

9.What is the chance that out of the many escalators in that gigantic establishment one would stop? Little right? Even teeny-weeny? But guess what? The one we were riding stopped, right when we were in the middle. WERD.este.Weird.

We then decided it was an unlucky day, slowpokes.damnet! Judy had the episode recorded so we just have to watch it sometime. But of course she watched it and I got a text message from her stating:

“AYSHET! PU***G *N*! UNG GUY NA NAKAD0NGW00k na ShIRT!!UNGKANINANGASAABS! ANDUN CYA! PUCHA! Nakita ko! Andun! Isa sa mga pRODUCER ATA! Punyeta!!”

There, we were eyeing this guy earlier, from what you’ve read he was wearing a Dong-wook shirt. We were about to approach him and beg our asses off, but due to certain circumstances and lack of facial thickness (wtf?). We weren’t able to ask him.

I’m really frustrated about how things turned out. But yeah..maybe it isn’t the right time for us to see him.Hehe. Judy. Rhea.

It has to be the stretch marks! Unless one of you confess about having some kinda birthmark on your butt cheeks. I did tell you I have a scar due to vaccine injection right? Harhar!

Just think about this.

If Dong Bang Shin Ki came here and I missed seeing them. This would be in tomorrow’s newspaper.

A GORGEOUS 17-year old girl stabbed herself to death after missing her beloved Jae Joongie’s live television appearance due to the studio’s audience capacity. The words Dong Bang Shin Ki written in blood was all over her home’s white tiled floor. A suicide note left by the GORGEOUS victim stated that she wanted her body cremated but her head cut off and specially framed. This was then to be sent to Jae Joong’s house. She claims that she wanted to watch over him forever. One reporter got hold of Jae Joong for a while and asked him to comment. “What a waste. She was a GORGEOUS girl. I could have loved her and married her and had children with her.” And right there and then she rose from the dead and they had twelve kids and lived happily ever after.

Bwahahaha! How is that for news reporting!!? Humor me on the gorgeous part will you? I’m writing my own death news(err..more like resurrection) here..Hahaha! If it were that easy!

Whew!Long entry..Whattaday.Need to rest!Good night everyone!

*I was supposed to post this yesterday night. But my connection kept on being bitchy. Do not read this post in the morning. You’ll get bad luck all day..Oopps..Too late..harhar!