Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Abominable Smokebelcher

When your section gets dissolved,
Do not! I repeat do not!
Do the following.

1. Rummage through your room. You will find amongst the clutter, a very tempting-brand-new-state-of-the-art-sealed-Sony-blank-tape. And you will find yourself, recording your voice in your deteriorated radio which you find out, only record the songs from its own FM stations. But still, you get desperate, and you find a microphone, aha!..there it is. You plug it onto the radio, and you talk real nonsense, even playing your guitar. But you still fail, and you didn't hear one word of what you said when you played the tape. It's still Sam Milby's voice singing "Wherever you will go", which by the way, happened to be the only thing you were able to record.

2. Start a phone conversation with your friend at 11 pm, with your reason being "make the most out of the time you have". Do not especially do this when your wireless telephone has some kind of timer that cuts the line whenever you reach 59 seconds.

3. End the telephone conversation at 5 am, and in the interim, about 3 am, eat a lot of crumpy choco. You will get a weird sensation in your stomach when you wake up. You will also get sore throat, due to severe paranoia that the boogeyman will eat you if you attempt to go down the stairs and brush your teeth.

4. Lastly, do not do all of this if you have micro para and biostat finals the next day. You will get your head bumped real hard. You will fail both exams, and you would surrender everything to God by singing "Lord I offer my life" in the Main Building hallways.

What I learned?
All of these thing will be forgotten, after you have eaten Coke Float and fries in McDonald's with your would-be-ex-classmates. Then you'll realize, true friends do know how to make you feel better. And! dark-green-almost-black "strike-ribbons"..are kinda cute.Haha!

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