Thursday, March 16, 2006

Masochism Chateau

Headline News:
Laboratory 10 is officially dubbed as the masochism chateau

The freakazoids are on it again.
They returned every piece of evidence that I, Xtne..will definitely get a low..more like fu*kin' low grade in Microbiology, if not a failing mark.

The first practical was the biggest blow of all.
Ampucha..23 wrong answers among 30 questions??!..(you do the math..).

Then the Finals exam was returned.
How could I have missed the instruction: Write A for X and B for Y!!!
Kya pala..I..only I, have the letters X and Y as answers for Test II.
And I assure you, I wasn't trying to be original or anything..

Then the practical test we had.
I was so proud I could pronounce "Gyraulus convexiusculus".
I was so proud I knew that "Parathelpusa grapsoides" was the secondary intermediate host of "Paragonimus westermani".
We even made crazy mnemonics.
But!!
We still weren't able to ah.."utilize" our knowledge as Ma'am Daya would say.

And last but not the least..
The quiz!!!
The damn quiz!!!
My answers were sponsored by Kris, Andrew, Te Hatty.
But the biggest sponsor of all, Jacq.
We were cheating right under Freakazoid no. 1's nose.

So..after all those heartbreaking moments.
I got teary-eyed before dismissal.
Kath got teary-eyed too.
But Judy was so funny.
She really cried. Haha.


What I learned?
Knowledge cannot be measured by practical tests, it may not reflect on the torture sheets, but at least when I see a cow, I can proudly say: "Aha! That is an animal susceptible to Taenia saginata!".Kya nila un?

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