Friday, November 24, 2006

Quadruple Yuk

Green apples leave a sour taste in the mouth...
Especially when:

1. The specimen you were working with happened to look like chewed green grass as opposed to the blood red solution you should have gotten.

2. You feel like your gastrox weigh fifty percent of your total body weight from constant walking through the vast UST grounds.

3. You hear two homosexuals talking about their international trip to Korea..(which by the way was a school thing I think offered to Tourism students)..and saying that they weren't going after all because it's "WALANG KWENTA". And upon hearing this, you almost choke on your own saliva. You wanted to give them a really lengthy lecture regarding HOW PEOPLE SHOULDN'T MISS THESE KINDS OF OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE OTHERS WOULD GIVE AN ARM AND LEG TO BE ABLE TO STEP INTO THEIR SHOES, FLY TO KOREA AND MARRY AN INTERNATIONAL POPSTAR INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK IN CLASSROOMS HUNCHED OVER SOME QUIZ ABOUT HYPOTHETICAL RECEPTORS AND THEIR CLASSIFICATIONS.

*Breathes Deeply*

4. Lastly, an acquaintance was able to spend two days and a night with Dong Bang Shin Ki, possibly hugged the real thing (read: Jaejoong), and probably had her picture taken with the five gods who've risen from the east.

*Talk about being cynical*

How could life be so exciting for other people and so un-unusual for me?
In other words, it really is unfair. Ne?
I WANT AN APPLE. A red one that is.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I WANT TO SEE THE FRIGGIN' PICS OF YOUR FRIEND TIN!! rar! DEMMET! bwahaha.

Xtine said...

in two weeks' time jops..
take it easy..
you sound like a dong bang fan already..:)